Because if you have four kids. . .

Since they've been in kindergarten, Paige and Claire have asked to be KISS. They reasoned, even at five, "There are four of them, and there are four of us." I finally caved this year and let them go. All of our neighbors got the hugest kick out of them. It's funny to be KISS when you only know "I Want to Rock N' Roll All Night" and "Detroit Rock City". It would completely lose the humor if they knew the rest of their dirty, nasty songs.